This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen close.

You donÂ’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes thatÂ’s not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze,
Sometime you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey,
IÂ’m gonna fuck you softly,
IÂ’m gonna screw you gently,
IÂ’m gonna hump you sweetly,
IÂ’m ball you discreetly.

Then you say hey I brought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
ThatÂ’s what i call TEAMWORK.
WhatÂ’s your favorite position?
ThatÂ’s cool with me
ItÂ’s not my favorite but IÂ’ll do it for you.
What your favorite dish?
IÂ’m not gonna cook it but
IÂ’ll order it from Zanzibar.
Then IÂ’m gonna love you completely,
Then I fuckin fuck you discreetly.
Then I fuckin bone you completely
But then IÂ’m gonna fuck you hard.
Hard.